Gay Porn Reviews | Fit Males Shirtless & Naked

Introduction

There’s something about an English lad that you can’t quite put your finger on, but you know you would love to. Is it his accent? His uncut cock, his cute good looks? Is it because all 18 to 23-year-old English Lads seem to be permanently horny and will do anything for a fuck? Who knows?

But what I do know is that if you are going to go and take a look at the tour for this site, you’d better be prepared to sign up. You get to see sample and pics of all models, videos and extras and it’s downright horny, except you don’t actually the to see the boys stripped down and dicking it. Not until you get inside, and then, well, then the world is your rather British oyster.

Main Review

The lads here are mainly aged 18 to 23, making them twinks, and when the site started out is was pretty much twink themed. Now, though, we have jocks and some guys who are slightly older than 23, or models who were so popular on the site as twinks they’ve now gone on to become jocks and have stayed around.

There were 510 + models when I was checking things out and each one is a fuckable as the one before. The site also now offers you straight English Lads, with some dirty talking, London wide-boys and some self-sucking Manchester men getting it on with butch and regular str8s. Allegedly. I mean, allegedly they are straight – they certainly get it on with our cute, blonde, dark-haired, big-dicked, full-balls English Lad bottom boys.

There’s a mix of action in the 2,000 + videos then, and you’re going to find good looking guys in good looking solos, duos and group action scenes. There are 34 pages of videos to check through and, taking a page at random, you get titles such as: “Big Boy Jon Stuffs his 9 Inch Thick Uncut Cock up Straight Lad Chris’s Hole Who Jizzes Like a Fountain!”

Okay, we can work on the punctuation, but when you’ve got that tempting you to join and then, a little further down the page, you have “Pumped and muscular fitness freak Jason” showing off his muscles and perfect bod, and then “Naughty Straight Lad Chris gets a Good Hard Fucking by Jason’s Extra Large Uncut Cock!” well, then I am in hot-boi heaven and heading for the sign-up page.

Video Info

Lets’ get a little technical for a moment. The videos here are shown in Mp4 and WMV format with some modern scenes now going up to 1,920 x 1,080 in size and being HD resolution.

They all look good, even the older ones which were ground-breakers at the time (English boy porn wasn’t up to much in those days but this site kind of kicked things into touch), and there are other viewing options available too.

There might be some old DRM hanging around on some of the older movies (you might have to use your password to get them to run when downloaded) but even the older WMV files were fine at 540 x 400. There are also galleries attached with good images at 750 x 1,125 for the newer images and decent sizes for the older ones.

The quality of the content here is good too but you just need to be aware that although you can stream straight away and watch online, you can’t actually download a movie until you have been a member for a month at least.

You’ve got a blog to follow and regular updates each week, plus there’s a forum, but you also get watermarked images and the higher definition videos only download after 120 days. Sign-up prices are good, I saw them in Euros and you can opt for a one-off membership or the recurring one, and there are no hidden cross-sales. There are some extras on the site though with backstage footage and other neat stuff about the hot lads, so all in all you get a good deal.

Summary

Not every English Lad is an uncut hunk or a perfect twink but those that are seem to be hunted down by this site and paraded in exclusive and HD content. There is enough British beef here to fatten your dick, and enough variety to keep you hard ‘n’ happy for some time to come. I would say that English Lads is probably one of the best UK porn sites at the moment, it certainly has a great range of hot Brit guys to jerk with.

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Fit Young Men Review

I like a straightforward site, and Fit Young Men is just that. It’s quite simple: This is an athletic male photography site that features British, fit, athletic, young guys, mainly in their sports kit, but also out of it. There is a great selection of hot 18+ youth to get your hands on here, and most of the guys you will see are not professional models. They are sportsmen. Tennis-twinks, Hockey-jockeys, boxing-boys, lacrosse-lads, you get the picture. Well, you get loads of pictures once you’re signed up, but don’t expect porn videos.

There’s something totally erotic about a handsome, lean young guy in tight Speedos and you’ll find some of them here. Personally, I have this big thing for gymnasts; those skin-tight sports tops and bulging bottoms, tight buns, to say nothing of the muscles. And as for the cuties who do that Greco-Roman wrestling at the Olympic Games, well, don’t get me started on that. Just the way they grapple with each other, wearing nothing beneath their lycra… How they don’t get a hardon is beyond me. We’ve seen snapshots of guys like that before, on all kinds of free sites, but the quality of the images at Fit Young Men is something else.

It’s all about the photography here with a few interviews where the guys are naked, or ‘subtly naked’, which means you don’t see boners or jerk-offs, but you can always imagine. The artist behind the site, the London photographer Nick Baker, knows what he is doing and he knows what you want to see. There’s a section for ‘Fit & Famous’ with some athletics stars you may recognise, and then there’s the list of amateur guys who are into sports and totally exclusive to the site. He shoots them in their sports gear, and also out of it, and gives us some info and details about each one. Anyone can apply to be photographed, or you can suggest someone you think would look good on the site. So far, Nick has found 643 models for us, and his collection adds up to over 188,454 individual images.

Here’s the technical info: There are currently 560 + photo sets with 300 to 500 images per set, so plenty to collect there. You have a choice of zip files to download, once you have been a member for long enough; before then you can view them online and download them one at a time. You will find resolutions/sizes at 600 x 900 px and 750 x 1,125. Members who have stayed loyal for more than 60 days have them at 1,000 x 1,500 and members who stay around for longer than 120 days have them at 2,000 x 3,000. The quality is excellent, and Nick captures the guys’ characters as well as their gorgeous looks and sculpted muscles.

All of this content is exclusive, there are new updates added to the site every Thursday and Sunday, and the site has been regularly updating since it started out in 2010.

There is a pricing structure that you need to be aware of. You can opt for the lower-cost sign-up, but that will only give you access to the last two years’ worth of images. The higher-cost one lets you see everything (560 + image sets), and both of these options have 30 and 90-day recurring memberships, or 30 and 90-day one-off payments, so you should be able to find a membership to suit you. Sign-up is through a secure company, and there are no hidden charges.

The site itself is easy to use and looks great. There is a list of sports so you can find your favourite kind of sportsman, from cross country runners to wrestlers, skateboarders to power lifters. The guys are shown with stats and a few details. There are no technical issues, and everything looks perfect.

Summary
It’s simple: you have the hots for handsome, young, fit and sexy lads in and out of sportswear, and you only want images. That’s what you get at Fit Young Men and for a reasonable price too. There are a few dick flashes, and a couple of videos, but nothing pornographic. The work is of an excellent standard, the site looks good and works well, and updates are reliable and regular. Quality is excellent, and there are a couple of sign-up options to consider. You’re not going to find a better place for fit young men than Fit Young Men. See? Simple.

Prices for full archive access (last 5 years)		Prices for the last two years of archives only

£38.00 One month, recurring		£19.00 One month, recurring
£99.00 90 days, recurring		£54 90 days, recurring
£44.00 One month, non-recurring		£24 One month, non-recurring
£128.00 90 days, non-recurring		£69.00 90 days, non-recurring