There’s something about an English lad that you can’t quite put your finger on, but you know you would love to. Is it his accent? His uncut cock, his cute good looks? Is it because all 18 to 23-year-old English Lads seem to be permanently horny and will do anything for a fuck? Who knows?
But what I do know is that if you are going to go and take a look at the tour for this site, you’d better be prepared to sign up. You get to see sample and pics of all models, videos and extras and it’s downright horny, except you don’t actually the to see the boys stripped down and dicking it. Not until you get inside, and then, well, then the world is your rather British oyster.
The lads here are mainly aged 18 to 23, making them twinks, and when the site started out is was pretty much twink themed. Now, though, we have jocks and some guys who are slightly older than 23, or models who were so popular on the site as twinks they’ve now gone on to become jocks and have stayed around.
There were 510 + models when I was checking things out and each one is a fuckable as the one before. The site also now offers you straight English Lads, with some dirty talking, London wide-boys and some self-sucking Manchester men getting it on with butch and regular str8s. Allegedly. I mean, allegedly they are straight – they certainly get it on with our cute, blonde, dark-haired, big-dicked, full-balls English Lad bottom boys.
There’s a mix of action in the 2,000 + videos then, and you’re going to find good looking guys in good looking solos, duos and group action scenes. There are 34 pages of videos to check through and, taking a page at random, you get titles such as: “Big Boy Jon Stuffs his 9 Inch Thick Uncut Cock up Straight Lad Chris’s Hole Who Jizzes Like a Fountain!”
Okay, we can work on the punctuation, but when you’ve got that tempting you to join and then, a little further down the page, you have “Pumped and muscular fitness freak Jason” showing off his muscles and perfect bod, and then “Naughty Straight Lad Chris gets a Good Hard Fucking by Jason’s Extra Large Uncut Cock!” well, then I am in hot-boi heaven and heading for the sign-up page.
Lets’ get a little technical for a moment. The videos here are shown in Mp4 and WMV format with some modern scenes now going up to 1,920 x 1,080 in size and being HD resolution.
They all look good, even the older ones which were ground-breakers at the time (English boy porn wasn’t up to much in those days but this site kind of kicked things into touch), and there are other viewing options available too.
There might be some old DRM hanging around on some of the older movies (you might have to use your password to get them to run when downloaded) but even the older WMV files were fine at 540 x 400. There are also galleries attached with good images at 750 x 1,125 for the newer images and decent sizes for the older ones.
The quality of the content here is good too but you just need to be aware that although you can stream straight away and watch online, you can’t actually download a movie until you have been a member for a month at least.
You’ve got a blog to follow and regular updates each week, plus there’s a forum, but you also get watermarked images and the higher definition videos only download after 120 days. Sign-up prices are good, I saw them in Euros and you can opt for a one-off membership or the recurring one, and there are no hidden cross-sales. There are some extras on the site though with backstage footage and other neat stuff about the hot lads, so all in all you get a good deal.
Not every English Lad is an uncut hunk or a perfect twink but those that are seem to be hunted down by this site and paraded in exclusive and HD content. There is enough British beef here to fatten your dick, and enough variety to keep you hard ‘n’ happy for some time to come. I would say that English Lads is probably one of the best UK porn sites at the moment, it certainly has a great range of hot Brit guys to jerk with.